wax... fun for all

ok this is not kooper related ...
i beleive that ALL people should wax.
no unwanted hair no shaving everyday
just a little pain the first time
the more you do the less you have and the less painful it is

so i went and bought hot wax , warmer and strips
you know the kind they use at waxing places
so it stays hot
and in bulk
if you sit still long enough in this house and you have hair
i am going to wax you

so i plugged it in and waited
first was the girls
eyebrows for all 3
lip for 1

then my eyebrows and lip

then wait for wayne to get home
yes i said wayne



so then he said
want me to do your armpits
yes i said armpits

hair is not my friend
i have been going to get it done
but wanted to save money
ergo buying the wax for hom

so into my room i go
ALL of the kids follow
at this point they want thier pits waxed too
so i put a tanktop on
and lay down

i hear the giggles
you know you have to grow your hair out
in order to have it waxed right
well i grew it out

first dallas " hey before you wax it dad can i braid it"
then waynes slaps the wax on and pulls
at the same time
i hear chloe " wow that looks like a squirell"
at that point i lost it
all of us laughing so hard
and still one arm to go
i block them out
onto arm to
when dallas says " i dont think i want my pits waxed anymore"
chloe still talking about squirells while looking at the used wax strips

note to self
DO NOT LET KIDS WATCH ME BE WAXED

The Shower

once upon a time there was a little boy.. lets call him Kooper

he loved to take showers.. in fact he would get in the shower when anyone was in it.. mom dad sisters.. he didnt care.. even if the other person said no , he climbed in

he loved it so much that there are cars and trucks and ducks and balls and more in the tub and in the shower..

he would even stay in the shower after you turned the water off and got out

playing with his cars throwing the wash rags whatever little boys do

that is until he gets cold..

then out he comes

well one night when he was 2 he stayed in the shower like normal , water off , playing

he was in there for a while.. so his family kept checking on him... to make sure he was ok

all was well at each check time

while he was playing his sisters were in the room adjecent to the bath, his dad was watching football, and his mom was doing dishes from supper

UNTIL

kooper walked into family room, naked saying poop poop poop

everyone stopped what they were doing and went to him

as he walked through the house. ... carpet hardwood and tile.. he walked

at some point he started shaking his hands still saying poop

THEN his family noticed it

the poop

on his hands

in his fingernails

on his legs

his butt

his feet

( remember the floor)

its seems that this littl e boy

pooped in the shower

then steped all in it

then picked it up

and thought

hey i think i will share this with everyone else

in the end there was poop

all over the liitle boy

the shower

the tile

the carpet

the hardwood

and his dad

cause that is who go to clean ut up

NO EGGS

and it has started

bailee just came in and said .. can i make omlets..
i say we have no eggs
( did i mention we are going to the store today too)
WHAT NO EGGS
i think i might be hung due to no eggs in the houes
i will let you know

not much

well not much new had been happening .. and kooper hasnt done much out of the norm..
he did fall in the kitchen while trying to head butt dalton.. and ended up biting through his upper lip.. he did fill the dryer with dog food.. break about 7 christmas ornaments as of this morning.. but i think thats it..

but today ( a saturday) i am taking the kids christmas shopping.. i have no idea why.. but i am
i know i am asking for it.. i will be sweating and crying by the time we get home

o.. emory is in a cute baby contest on the rivers website.. so far he has made it to round 2..
there are tons of cute babies... but ones gotta hope... if he wins he gets 500.00 and we will be buying a big swing set with it.. if not.. he still a winner in my book

wayne and dallas have been working on her car.. its a 93 ford escort.. so its 2 years older than her.. new battery plugs wires ets.. and she has learned how to pop the cluth and start it.. something most adults cant do

busy next 2 or 3 weeks coming up.. but i am going to try to get back on here ...

o we had turkey day and it was great...

ok off to laundry before we head out