dallas bday dinner

so dallas turned 16 yesterday
she didnt want a party
just the money that i wouldve spent and dinner
she picked toots
so we picked dalton up
and went to toots
we had a nice dinner and dallas had a good time

but there was poop
isnt there always
and kooper not wanting to be in his chair ( i brought the dvd player to keep him entertained with how to train your dragon)
he would not stop looking at the tv when we tried to take it away to eat he screamed
and me being the mom i am
said
just let him watch it
so for awhile he eats and watches
then he no longer want to sit
he is up and out.. staring at the games
then runs off
then is chased and brought back to the table
he refuses to get in chair
again me the great mom
ask the 2 year old what do you want to do
he responds sit on floor
what does the good mom do
lets him..
under the table with the dvd player
which is where he sat until they brought the cake


they had just brought the food
emory was making his face..
you know the ones babies get when they are pooping

he pooped
but he was happy
we had hot food
as long as he was happy i wasnt going to mees with him
i mean really who wants to change a poop then go right back to eatting
yes i know
good mom right

well we eat
wayne is finishing when emory starts to fuss
so he picks him up
we notice that they are getting the cake out and ready for dallas
so we decided to wait on changing his diaper

large mistake on our part
but we wait still
they are getting people together to sing
we wait

as we wait
the poop starts coming up the back of the diaper
and up emorys back
wayne is still holding him
when it happens
the shirt is up the poop is out
smeared all over emory and starting to get on wayne
i had him a wipe as i giggle
he wipes it gets worse
i have turned to full blown laughing
he is trying to stay away from the poop
sits the wipe on the table.. yes the table .. where we were eatting
dallas freaks out
i hand wayne more wipes to clean and santize the table
we still wait for the cake
they are lighting candles

finally ...they come with the cake and sing
as soon as they are done
i get em and his diaper stuff
and try to get to bathroom without everyone seeing the poop all over him
and without getting it all over me

after 5 mintues of de-pooping the baby
we return
to a poop free table

the finger

yes i know its been a while
i promise i will try harder to get on here more
so much happens around here
it makes it hard to know what to blog or blab about
today i decided on the finger story

on the wednesday before Christmas
in the evening we were having chili for supper
bailee finished before myself or wayne
so she went into the sewing room to finish making
Christmas presents ( yes we wait til the last minute around here)
so she got the sewing machine out and started working
wayne and i were still eating
the we heard bailee say dad.. but it was just dad
it sound like daaaaadddd , kinda normal
then it went daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddd lounder
and lounder
at this wayne gets up from table and walks in there
i can see him from where i am at this point
then she says it hurts and starts crying
i at that point get up and start walking that way

yes walking
not much gets me into a run around here anymore
then wayne states
o she get it good, its in the machine

i get to them
and see that bailee has driven teh sewing machine needle down into her finger through the nail and out the bottom
with a sharp bend somewhere in the middle

hmmm... wayne is trying to figure out how to get her finger out
but the needle is still attatched to the machine
and the presser foot is all the way down
so i have to manually remove him from the machine and the finger
then procede to loosen the needle so we can pull it out of the macine with bailee still attatched

i state i will take her during the process .. meaning to the er

wayne runs outside in his bare sock feet
across the gravel and starts the truck

i manage to get a coat wrapped around bailee and start her out the door
she is still crying and i am holding her finger up and applyn pressure
wayne takes over with her and i head to teh truck
he walks out again with no shoes and takes her to the truck

we get in the truck and i hold her finger again

as i go down the drive on the way to the new hospital
i start thinking
why did he start the truck
there is no way i can drive this fast hold her finger up and listen to her crying

you see his truck is like driving a dr suess car, its all loopy and doesnt like to go fast
40 and it starts yelling, it was really yelling at the 65 i was pushing

so anyway i am driving, and bailee starts .. it hurts, it hurtssssssss, its burning, oweeeeeeee....
louder and louder in my ear, while i am trying not to blind everyone with my brights , holding her finger, stay on the road in the bumpty bumpty truck
and then i see she has snot.. yes snot.. all over her face
so now i try to find a tissue

yeah right i am in the truck only tools
i have to let go of her finger
drive, dig in purse your tissue, in the dark while being screamed at

o and covered in blood

yay i find one and kill no one while driving
i say
bailee here wipe your nose
she says nooooooooooooooooo it hurts etc, so now i have to wipe her nose
are you kidding me
she is almost 13
the yelling continues all the way to the new hospital
i say new cause i want you to know it is twice as far away as the old one
and i know cause we went a lot to the old one
we have a wing there

so we park and its about 5 degrees out.. and me with no coat ,
she just about jumped out of truck and starts walking.. i have to rewrap her in her coat
we make it to the door ( at this time she has her finger covered with her other hand cuz teh wind is horrible and it hurts it)

we get inside and walk up to the desk
at that poin everyone is staring at us
then she removes her good hand from the finger
a hush falls
well except for bailee
she is still hollaring
its hurtssssssssssssssssssssssss it burnssssssssssssssssssssss
we spent less than 3 minutes in the waiting room and in traige
i think it was cuz she was scareing all the people
including the staff

we got to a room and had xrays and a loratab ( yay)
when it came time for the shots to deaden it
she started no no no
then as the shots started
O Lord O Lord O Lord
over and over and over

after a few minutes
the doc was able to climb up on the table
with some pliers and grabbed hold of the needle
then he leaned way back and with his weight
pulled

out it came

ok the dr didnt really get on the table
but it sounded good didnt it :)

so that was the story of the finger

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