wax... fun for all

ok this is not kooper related ...
i beleive that ALL people should wax.
no unwanted hair no shaving everyday
just a little pain the first time
the more you do the less you have and the less painful it is

so i went and bought hot wax , warmer and strips
you know the kind they use at waxing places
so it stays hot
and in bulk
if you sit still long enough in this house and you have hair
i am going to wax you

so i plugged it in and waited
first was the girls
eyebrows for all 3
lip for 1

then my eyebrows and lip

then wait for wayne to get home
yes i said wayne



so then he said
want me to do your armpits
yes i said armpits

hair is not my friend
i have been going to get it done
but wanted to save money
ergo buying the wax for hom

so into my room i go
ALL of the kids follow
at this point they want thier pits waxed too
so i put a tanktop on
and lay down

i hear the giggles
you know you have to grow your hair out
in order to have it waxed right
well i grew it out

first dallas " hey before you wax it dad can i braid it"
then waynes slaps the wax on and pulls
at the same time
i hear chloe " wow that looks like a squirell"
at that point i lost it
all of us laughing so hard
and still one arm to go
i block them out
onto arm to
when dallas says " i dont think i want my pits waxed anymore"
chloe still talking about squirells while looking at the used wax strips

note to self
DO NOT LET KIDS WATCH ME BE WAXED

The Shower

once upon a time there was a little boy.. lets call him Kooper

he loved to take showers.. in fact he would get in the shower when anyone was in it.. mom dad sisters.. he didnt care.. even if the other person said no , he climbed in

he loved it so much that there are cars and trucks and ducks and balls and more in the tub and in the shower..

he would even stay in the shower after you turned the water off and got out

playing with his cars throwing the wash rags whatever little boys do

that is until he gets cold..

then out he comes

well one night when he was 2 he stayed in the shower like normal , water off , playing

he was in there for a while.. so his family kept checking on him... to make sure he was ok

all was well at each check time

while he was playing his sisters were in the room adjecent to the bath, his dad was watching football, and his mom was doing dishes from supper

UNTIL

kooper walked into family room, naked saying poop poop poop

everyone stopped what they were doing and went to him

as he walked through the house. ... carpet hardwood and tile.. he walked

at some point he started shaking his hands still saying poop

THEN his family noticed it

the poop

on his hands

in his fingernails

on his legs

his butt

his feet

( remember the floor)

its seems that this littl e boy

pooped in the shower

then steped all in it

then picked it up

and thought

hey i think i will share this with everyone else

in the end there was poop

all over the liitle boy

the shower

the tile

the carpet

the hardwood

and his dad

cause that is who go to clean ut up

NO EGGS

and it has started

bailee just came in and said .. can i make omlets..
i say we have no eggs
( did i mention we are going to the store today too)
WHAT NO EGGS
i think i might be hung due to no eggs in the houes
i will let you know

not much

well not much new had been happening .. and kooper hasnt done much out of the norm..
he did fall in the kitchen while trying to head butt dalton.. and ended up biting through his upper lip.. he did fill the dryer with dog food.. break about 7 christmas ornaments as of this morning.. but i think thats it..

but today ( a saturday) i am taking the kids christmas shopping.. i have no idea why.. but i am
i know i am asking for it.. i will be sweating and crying by the time we get home

o.. emory is in a cute baby contest on the rivers website.. so far he has made it to round 2..
there are tons of cute babies... but ones gotta hope... if he wins he gets 500.00 and we will be buying a big swing set with it.. if not.. he still a winner in my book

wayne and dallas have been working on her car.. its a 93 ford escort.. so its 2 years older than her.. new battery plugs wires ets.. and she has learned how to pop the cluth and start it.. something most adults cant do

busy next 2 or 3 weeks coming up.. but i am going to try to get back on here ...

o we had turkey day and it was great...

ok off to laundry before we head out

a clean house

well i been cleaning this house for about 24 hours.. well maybe not that long but it feels like it and i still lack my bedroom the bathroom and the office...i worked all day yesterday on it. then progress stopped.. kooper was playing and feel in the kitchen.. face first.. caught himself with his upper lip on the tile... lucky for him no broke teeth , the teeth didnt go all the way through the lip just almost... so now his lip is super fat... and hurt to eat drink or use the dede... poor little man..
then this am.. both boys were up by 3.. yes am.. so up we got.. wayne got up at 4 something... now the boys are asleep... i did some cleaning.. nothing loud.. stuck my hand up the turkey butt and in the neck hole looking for body parts.. found them.. i think i had to go in up to my elbow.. so the turkey is in.. the eggs are boiling and the pumpkin pulp is thawing for pumpkin casserole.. the kids made peanut butter balls, cookies and cupcakes yesterday...
a new addition to our turkey day this year is the elf on the shelf.. so far chloe is the only girl up and she hasnt see him... he is on the mantel.. we will see how long it take for them to see... so anyway.. its turkey day.. have my family coming over.. looking forward to it.. hopeing to have a super great day.. andi hope you do as well

the k man

today was a day
i tell you if i had had kooper first
i am not sure how many more little foxes there would be
it was a normal morning
then i remember hearing water
falling
from high
and for a long time
i found it..
it was kooper
peeing from the top of the stair case..
( all wooded oak floor )
i think he had held the pee ALL DAY
it went to the bottom stairs to the main floor
so i clean that up
next he has a lolly
sits on the couch
lick the lolly, lick the lolly , lick the lolly
then i hear something
i look at him..
lick the lolly
lick the big toe
lick the lolly
lick the big toe
repeat
gross out mom
laugh and keep doing
then he goes up stairs with bailee
decides to wear her chapstick
(check my fb for his picture)
its all over him , his face, legs
trunk wall, you name it , its there
so i clean him up
then he decides to get the napkins
( we use cloth ones)
and go to family room
and wipe his butt
REALLY WELL
with all of them
the whole time yelling poop
poop
no poop to be seen
but he wipes away

thats it
i refuse to list anymore from today
today has worn me out

shopping sucks!

have i told yall i hate to shop? for clothes that is.. for myself.. i love to grocery shop (go figure)

but clothes no way no how do i like it...

i went the other day with the girls and emory.. had to find dallas a coat .. she finally grew some

so i thought.. I'll buy some new bras and a shirt or 2...

you see i need both becuase i lost the baby weight... due to this new allergic findings ( i can now only eat fruits and veggies nad plain meat, its a nother story at another time)



so i start looking in the shirts.. you see at kohls they have the store divided up ...

younger womens clothes in one sectoin , middle age women in a section, old fat ladies in one, and then exercise in another



i look over towards the middle age ( cuz i think thats is what i really am) OMG

have you seen what they think i should wear... it is awful

big fat ugly floral prints.. with bell bottom sleeves on shirts

then there are some shirts that stop at the waist, like they ran out of fabric

needless to say i did NOT go in that section at all



as for the old fat lady area.. nope not going to happen

then look towards the exercise area.. why lie.. the building would have fallen in if i walked over there..



so i go to the younger area.. where dallas is shopping...

i refuse to buy anything not on sale or marked down

i am so cheap i squeak , and i am ok with that

i look and look and look

i tell myself not to buy the cute shirts with pictures on them

cause my sister cindy says that how she sees aunt patricia

always in an idaho spud tshirt

so i want something cute but not too young

i found a shirt .. green silk short sleeve

and a large , i figure that will be big enough to fit me

but i take it to dressing room to try on... does it fit NO
i look like chris farley..

fat guy in a little coat

me and my man arms and shoulders

so now i am back to my stretched out long sleeve casual shirts

whatever.... i have no style

it works for embarrassing the kids

the blue barette

so i think i am trying to grow my bangs out ... maybe along with the rest of my hair.. idk... cant make my mind up... anyway
monday i cliped my bangs back with a blue butterfly hair barette, and went about my usual stuff
co-op store yada yada yada
so tuesday evening ( last night) in the van on way home with girls and emory
we were talking hair...becuause lets face it.. with 3 girls 10, 12, 15 there is alot of hair
anyway...
bailee states no offense or anything but your hair didnt look so good yesterday
i say oh ok.... why didnt you tell me before i went out in public
she says i didnt want to hurt your feelings...
then dallas says
what did it look like
bailee says
she clipped her bangs to the side with a hair barette...
dallas says which one?
bailee says the blue
dallas says no not the butterfly
i say yes why does that matter
dallas then tells me that i might as well have worn a glitter tube top
with a plastic mini skirt, jelly shoes knee high socks
and pig tails in my hair
really i ask.. my one little barette is as bad as wearing all that
she says yes...
i see , i say
thats ok...
i have to take yall to church tomorrow
so i will get my revenge
i am thinking i will wear ALL my barettes ... and tight role some jeans
idk i still working on the outfit to wear to embarass them
o and chloe want to grow her bangs out and i wont let her.. she keeps asking why.. honestly its because she looks like a rag muffin when they are long
but dallas said she looked like a
2 year old mud monster
when her bangs were long...

no biting but farting is ok!

So last night the girls decided they wanted to wrestle... each other... then only rules they could come up with was no biting but farting is ok... made me stop and think hmmmm but whatever.. so they started.. chloe was out fast... then dallas and bailee... dallas had bailee most the time, and she keep screaming tap out tap out.. ( i guess we watch a little much cage fighting) it went on i know for 30 mintues... long enough for wayne and emory to both get a shower , me state you know someone is going to the er tonight dont you...and for me to take pics of it.. i will try to get a few on here later... the wrestle or girl fight between dallas and bailee was growing weary for me to watch.. ahhh but then comes kooper... naked.... and he decides to join in... throws himself on top of whom ever is on the bottom ( like i said it mostly bailee) did i mention he was naked? yep you got it he planted his little bitty 2 year old butt on top of bailees head... on the side to be correct.. the whole time bailee is holllar ick gross etc.. which only make him squirm around more on her head... smacking her in the face not only with his butt but the other naked parts as well... i have no pics of this due to the fact i was curled up in the fetal postion crying.... dallas was haveing a hard time keeping bailee in the losing postion due to her laughter... all and all .. just remember
NO BITING BUT FARTING IS OK

another day another load of towels

well it looks like it is going to be one of those.. the boys are up.. the grls not.. but kooper has peed on the floor twice , on a sweatshirt once and in the vent once... 4 towels and 4 spankings later.... o and last night he went and peed on all the coveralls and work coats...i think he is marking everything as his..
today other than clean up pee
i will be taking girls to work barkaroo
then to publix and walmart
so it will probably go down hill from here
sure to find some bad attitudes and screaming and crying along the way
and most likely from me

ok off to wake the masses and shower
Lord knows i need one

working on the blog

so as i sit here trying to edit my blog, i start to get mad.
why you ask
well let me tell you
i am trying to stick a picture on here, so i go and pick one where i dont like like the
steaming cow poop out in the field
i finally find one, even have a tan in it.
i select click fit to screen and upload
what happens
ITS HUGE
so i go back about 50 times and try to fix it
it is not working
now all i see is dallas' face HUGE
all the while i am trying and trying.
kooper wakes up from his nap in the family room
begins to scream, i ask bailee to go help him and take him to pee
cuz i know he has to pee , he has been asleep for 2 hours
she gets him, sticks him in stroller and wheels him in the office with me
where i have now broken a sweat trying to fix this stupid picture
me ( thinking he went to pee) says ok
and off she goes upstairs and far far away
and i am holding emory, did i mention that...
anyway, i click edit delete edit remove help everything , nothing works
at that time koop is screaming from the stroller ( its the big one with the tray and basket and
cup holders)
then i hear it
the pee
as i turn around to look
there is an arch of pee coming from kooper straight up in the air ( because that is what happens when little boys are laying on their back and then pee)
and down into the tray on the stroller
fills it up his does
, while i hollar for someone to help
( no one does)
i watch the pee grow and emory starts to cry
so for now
the pic will just have to be big..
i will work on it later
when everyone is asleep
at the same time
if that ever happen