wax... fun for all

ok this is not kooper related ...
i beleive that ALL people should wax.
no unwanted hair no shaving everyday
just a little pain the first time
the more you do the less you have and the less painful it is

so i went and bought hot wax , warmer and strips
you know the kind they use at waxing places
so it stays hot
and in bulk
if you sit still long enough in this house and you have hair
i am going to wax you

so i plugged it in and waited
first was the girls
eyebrows for all 3
lip for 1

then my eyebrows and lip

then wait for wayne to get home
yes i said wayne



so then he said
want me to do your armpits
yes i said armpits

hair is not my friend
i have been going to get it done
but wanted to save money
ergo buying the wax for hom

so into my room i go
ALL of the kids follow
at this point they want thier pits waxed too
so i put a tanktop on
and lay down

i hear the giggles
you know you have to grow your hair out
in order to have it waxed right
well i grew it out

first dallas " hey before you wax it dad can i braid it"
then waynes slaps the wax on and pulls
at the same time
i hear chloe " wow that looks like a squirell"
at that point i lost it
all of us laughing so hard
and still one arm to go
i block them out
onto arm to
when dallas says " i dont think i want my pits waxed anymore"
chloe still talking about squirells while looking at the used wax strips

note to self
DO NOT LET KIDS WATCH ME BE WAXED