so dallas turned 16 yesterday
she didnt want a party
just the money that i wouldve spent and dinner
she picked toots
so we picked dalton up
and went to toots
we had a nice dinner and dallas had a good time
but there was poop
isnt there always
and kooper not wanting to be in his chair ( i brought the dvd player to keep him entertained with how to train your dragon)
he would not stop looking at the tv when we tried to take it away to eat he screamed
and me being the mom i am
said
just let him watch it
so for awhile he eats and watches
then he no longer want to sit
he is up and out.. staring at the games
then runs off
then is chased and brought back to the table
he refuses to get in chair
again me the great mom
ask the 2 year old what do you want to do
he responds sit on floor
what does the good mom do
lets him..
under the table with the dvd player
which is where he sat until they brought the cake
they had just brought the food
emory was making his face..
you know the ones babies get when they are pooping
he pooped
but he was happy
we had hot food
as long as he was happy i wasnt going to mees with him
i mean really who wants to change a poop then go right back to eatting
yes i know
good mom right
well we eat
wayne is finishing when emory starts to fuss
so he picks him up
we notice that they are getting the cake out and ready for dallas
so we decided to wait on changing his diaper
large mistake on our part
but we wait still
they are getting people together to sing
we wait
as we wait
the poop starts coming up the back of the diaper
and up emorys back
wayne is still holding him
when it happens
the shirt is up the poop is out
smeared all over emory and starting to get on wayne
i had him a wipe as i giggle
he wipes it gets worse
i have turned to full blown laughing
he is trying to stay away from the poop
sits the wipe on the table.. yes the table .. where we were eatting
dallas freaks out
i hand wayne more wipes to clean and santize the table
we still wait for the cake
they are lighting candles
finally ...they come with the cake and sing
as soon as they are done
i get em and his diaper stuff
and try to get to bathroom without everyone seeing the poop all over him
and without getting it all over me
after 5 mintues of de-pooping the baby
we return
to a poop free table
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
the finger
yes i know its been a while
i promise i will try harder to get on here more
so much happens around here
it makes it hard to know what to blog or blab about
today i decided on the finger story
on the wednesday before Christmas
in the evening we were having chili for supper
bailee finished before myself or wayne
so she went into the sewing room to finish making
Christmas presents ( yes we wait til the last minute around here)
so she got the sewing machine out and started working
wayne and i were still eating
the we heard bailee say dad.. but it was just dad
it sound like daaaaadddd , kinda normal
then it went daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddd lounder
and lounder
at this wayne gets up from table and walks in there
i can see him from where i am at this point
then she says it hurts and starts crying
i at that point get up and start walking that way
yes walking
not much gets me into a run around here anymore
then wayne states
o she get it good, its in the machine
i get to them
and see that bailee has driven teh sewing machine needle down into her finger through the nail and out the bottom
with a sharp bend somewhere in the middle
hmmm... wayne is trying to figure out how to get her finger out
but the needle is still attatched to the machine
and the presser foot is all the way down
so i have to manually remove him from the machine and the finger
then procede to loosen the needle so we can pull it out of the macine with bailee still attatched
i state i will take her during the process .. meaning to the er
wayne runs outside in his bare sock feet
across the gravel and starts the truck
i manage to get a coat wrapped around bailee and start her out the door
she is still crying and i am holding her finger up and applyn pressure
wayne takes over with her and i head to teh truck
he walks out again with no shoes and takes her to the truck
we get in the truck and i hold her finger again
as i go down the drive on the way to the new hospital
i start thinking
why did he start the truck
there is no way i can drive this fast hold her finger up and listen to her crying
you see his truck is like driving a dr suess car, its all loopy and doesnt like to go fast
40 and it starts yelling, it was really yelling at the 65 i was pushing
so anyway i am driving, and bailee starts .. it hurts, it hurtssssssss, its burning, oweeeeeeee....
louder and louder in my ear, while i am trying not to blind everyone with my brights , holding her finger, stay on the road in the bumpty bumpty truck
and then i see she has snot.. yes snot.. all over her face
so now i try to find a tissue
yeah right i am in the truck only tools
i have to let go of her finger
drive, dig in purse your tissue, in the dark while being screamed at
o and covered in blood
yay i find one and kill no one while driving
i say
bailee here wipe your nose
she says nooooooooooooooooo it hurts etc, so now i have to wipe her nose
are you kidding me
she is almost 13
the yelling continues all the way to the new hospital
i say new cause i want you to know it is twice as far away as the old one
and i know cause we went a lot to the old one
we have a wing there
so we park and its about 5 degrees out.. and me with no coat ,
she just about jumped out of truck and starts walking.. i have to rewrap her in her coat
we make it to the door ( at this time she has her finger covered with her other hand cuz teh wind is horrible and it hurts it)
we get inside and walk up to the desk
at that poin everyone is staring at us
then she removes her good hand from the finger
a hush falls
well except for bailee
she is still hollaring
its hurtssssssssssssssssssssssss it burnssssssssssssssssssssss
we spent less than 3 minutes in the waiting room and in traige
i think it was cuz she was scareing all the people
including the staff
we got to a room and had xrays and a loratab ( yay)
when it came time for the shots to deaden it
she started no no no
then as the shots started
O Lord O Lord O Lord
over and over and over
after a few minutes
the doc was able to climb up on the table
with some pliers and grabbed hold of the needle
then he leaned way back and with his weight
pulled
out it came
ok the dr didnt really get on the table
but it sounded good didnt it :)
so that was the story of the finger
only in my house
i promise i will try harder to get on here more
so much happens around here
it makes it hard to know what to blog or blab about
today i decided on the finger story
on the wednesday before Christmas
in the evening we were having chili for supper
bailee finished before myself or wayne
so she went into the sewing room to finish making
Christmas presents ( yes we wait til the last minute around here)
so she got the sewing machine out and started working
wayne and i were still eating
the we heard bailee say dad.. but it was just dad
it sound like daaaaadddd , kinda normal
then it went daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddd lounder
and lounder
at this wayne gets up from table and walks in there
i can see him from where i am at this point
then she says it hurts and starts crying
i at that point get up and start walking that way
yes walking
not much gets me into a run around here anymore
then wayne states
o she get it good, its in the machine
i get to them
and see that bailee has driven teh sewing machine needle down into her finger through the nail and out the bottom
with a sharp bend somewhere in the middle
hmmm... wayne is trying to figure out how to get her finger out
but the needle is still attatched to the machine
and the presser foot is all the way down
so i have to manually remove him from the machine and the finger
then procede to loosen the needle so we can pull it out of the macine with bailee still attatched
i state i will take her during the process .. meaning to the er
wayne runs outside in his bare sock feet
across the gravel and starts the truck
i manage to get a coat wrapped around bailee and start her out the door
she is still crying and i am holding her finger up and applyn pressure
wayne takes over with her and i head to teh truck
he walks out again with no shoes and takes her to the truck
we get in the truck and i hold her finger again
as i go down the drive on the way to the new hospital
i start thinking
why did he start the truck
there is no way i can drive this fast hold her finger up and listen to her crying
you see his truck is like driving a dr suess car, its all loopy and doesnt like to go fast
40 and it starts yelling, it was really yelling at the 65 i was pushing
so anyway i am driving, and bailee starts .. it hurts, it hurtssssssss, its burning, oweeeeeeee....
louder and louder in my ear, while i am trying not to blind everyone with my brights , holding her finger, stay on the road in the bumpty bumpty truck
and then i see she has snot.. yes snot.. all over her face
so now i try to find a tissue
yeah right i am in the truck only tools
i have to let go of her finger
drive, dig in purse your tissue, in the dark while being screamed at
o and covered in blood
yay i find one and kill no one while driving
i say
bailee here wipe your nose
she says nooooooooooooooooo it hurts etc, so now i have to wipe her nose
are you kidding me
she is almost 13
the yelling continues all the way to the new hospital
i say new cause i want you to know it is twice as far away as the old one
and i know cause we went a lot to the old one
we have a wing there
so we park and its about 5 degrees out.. and me with no coat ,
she just about jumped out of truck and starts walking.. i have to rewrap her in her coat
we make it to the door ( at this time she has her finger covered with her other hand cuz teh wind is horrible and it hurts it)
we get inside and walk up to the desk
at that poin everyone is staring at us
then she removes her good hand from the finger
a hush falls
well except for bailee
she is still hollaring
its hurtssssssssssssssssssssssss it burnssssssssssssssssssssss
we spent less than 3 minutes in the waiting room and in traige
i think it was cuz she was scareing all the people
including the staff
we got to a room and had xrays and a loratab ( yay)
when it came time for the shots to deaden it
she started no no no
then as the shots started
O Lord O Lord O Lord
over and over and over
after a few minutes
the doc was able to climb up on the table
with some pliers and grabbed hold of the needle
then he leaned way back and with his weight
pulled
out it came
ok the dr didnt really get on the table
but it sounded good didnt it :)
so that was the story of the finger
only in my house
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
wax... fun for all
ok this is not kooper related ...
i beleive that ALL people should wax.
no unwanted hair no shaving everyday
just a little pain the first time
the more you do the less you have and the less painful it is
so i went and bought hot wax , warmer and strips
you know the kind they use at waxing places
so it stays hot
and in bulk
if you sit still long enough in this house and you have hair
i am going to wax you
so i plugged it in and waited
first was the girls
eyebrows for all 3
lip for 1
then my eyebrows and lip
then wait for wayne to get home
yes i said wayne
so then he said
want me to do your armpits
yes i said armpits
hair is not my friend
i have been going to get it done
but wanted to save money
ergo buying the wax for hom
so into my room i go
ALL of the kids follow
at this point they want thier pits waxed too
so i put a tanktop on
and lay down
i hear the giggles
you know you have to grow your hair out
in order to have it waxed right
well i grew it out
first dallas " hey before you wax it dad can i braid it"
then waynes slaps the wax on and pulls
at the same time
i hear chloe " wow that looks like a squirell"
at that point i lost it
all of us laughing so hard
and still one arm to go
i block them out
onto arm to
when dallas says " i dont think i want my pits waxed anymore"
chloe still talking about squirells while looking at the used wax strips
note to self
DO NOT LET KIDS WATCH ME BE WAXED
i beleive that ALL people should wax.
no unwanted hair no shaving everyday
just a little pain the first time
the more you do the less you have and the less painful it is
so i went and bought hot wax , warmer and strips
you know the kind they use at waxing places
so it stays hot
and in bulk
if you sit still long enough in this house and you have hair
i am going to wax you
so i plugged it in and waited
first was the girls
eyebrows for all 3
lip for 1
then my eyebrows and lip
then wait for wayne to get home
yes i said wayne
so then he said
want me to do your armpits
yes i said armpits
hair is not my friend
i have been going to get it done
but wanted to save money
ergo buying the wax for hom
so into my room i go
ALL of the kids follow
at this point they want thier pits waxed too
so i put a tanktop on
and lay down
i hear the giggles
you know you have to grow your hair out
in order to have it waxed right
well i grew it out
first dallas " hey before you wax it dad can i braid it"
then waynes slaps the wax on and pulls
at the same time
i hear chloe " wow that looks like a squirell"
at that point i lost it
all of us laughing so hard
and still one arm to go
i block them out
onto arm to
when dallas says " i dont think i want my pits waxed anymore"
chloe still talking about squirells while looking at the used wax strips
note to self
DO NOT LET KIDS WATCH ME BE WAXED
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
The Shower
once upon a time there was a little boy.. lets call him Kooper
he loved to take showers.. in fact he would get in the shower when anyone was in it.. mom dad sisters.. he didnt care.. even if the other person said no , he climbed in
he loved it so much that there are cars and trucks and ducks and balls and more in the tub and in the shower..
he would even stay in the shower after you turned the water off and got out
playing with his cars throwing the wash rags whatever little boys do
that is until he gets cold..
then out he comes
well one night when he was 2 he stayed in the shower like normal , water off , playing
he was in there for a while.. so his family kept checking on him... to make sure he was ok
all was well at each check time
while he was playing his sisters were in the room adjecent to the bath, his dad was watching football, and his mom was doing dishes from supper
UNTIL
kooper walked into family room, naked saying poop poop poop
everyone stopped what they were doing and went to him
as he walked through the house. ... carpet hardwood and tile.. he walked
at some point he started shaking his hands still saying poop
THEN his family noticed it
the poop
on his hands
in his fingernails
on his legs
his butt
his feet
( remember the floor)
its seems that this littl e boy
pooped in the shower
then steped all in it
then picked it up
and thought
hey i think i will share this with everyone else
in the end there was poop
all over the liitle boy
the shower
the tile
the carpet
the hardwood
and his dad
cause that is who go to clean ut up
Saturday, December 4, 2010
NO EGGS
and it has started
bailee just came in and said .. can i make omlets..
i say we have no eggs
( did i mention we are going to the store today too)
WHAT NO EGGS
i think i might be hung due to no eggs in the houes
i will let you know
bailee just came in and said .. can i make omlets..
i say we have no eggs
( did i mention we are going to the store today too)
WHAT NO EGGS
i think i might be hung due to no eggs in the houes
i will let you know
not much
well not much new had been happening .. and kooper hasnt done much out of the norm..
he did fall in the kitchen while trying to head butt dalton.. and ended up biting through his upper lip.. he did fill the dryer with dog food.. break about 7 christmas ornaments as of this morning.. but i think thats it..
but today ( a saturday) i am taking the kids christmas shopping.. i have no idea why.. but i am
i know i am asking for it.. i will be sweating and crying by the time we get home
o.. emory is in a cute baby contest on the rivers website.. so far he has made it to round 2..
there are tons of cute babies... but ones gotta hope... if he wins he gets 500.00 and we will be buying a big swing set with it.. if not.. he still a winner in my book
wayne and dallas have been working on her car.. its a 93 ford escort.. so its 2 years older than her.. new battery plugs wires ets.. and she has learned how to pop the cluth and start it.. something most adults cant do
busy next 2 or 3 weeks coming up.. but i am going to try to get back on here ...
o we had turkey day and it was great...
ok off to laundry before we head out
he did fall in the kitchen while trying to head butt dalton.. and ended up biting through his upper lip.. he did fill the dryer with dog food.. break about 7 christmas ornaments as of this morning.. but i think thats it..
but today ( a saturday) i am taking the kids christmas shopping.. i have no idea why.. but i am
i know i am asking for it.. i will be sweating and crying by the time we get home
o.. emory is in a cute baby contest on the rivers website.. so far he has made it to round 2..
there are tons of cute babies... but ones gotta hope... if he wins he gets 500.00 and we will be buying a big swing set with it.. if not.. he still a winner in my book
wayne and dallas have been working on her car.. its a 93 ford escort.. so its 2 years older than her.. new battery plugs wires ets.. and she has learned how to pop the cluth and start it.. something most adults cant do
busy next 2 or 3 weeks coming up.. but i am going to try to get back on here ...
o we had turkey day and it was great...
ok off to laundry before we head out
Thursday, November 25, 2010
a clean house
well i been cleaning this house for about 24 hours.. well maybe not that long but it feels like it and i still lack my bedroom the bathroom and the office...i worked all day yesterday on it. then progress stopped.. kooper was playing and feel in the kitchen.. face first.. caught himself with his upper lip on the tile... lucky for him no broke teeth , the teeth didnt go all the way through the lip just almost... so now his lip is super fat... and hurt to eat drink or use the dede... poor little man..
then this am.. both boys were up by 3.. yes am.. so up we got.. wayne got up at 4 something... now the boys are asleep... i did some cleaning.. nothing loud.. stuck my hand up the turkey butt and in the neck hole looking for body parts.. found them.. i think i had to go in up to my elbow.. so the turkey is in.. the eggs are boiling and the pumpkin pulp is thawing for pumpkin casserole.. the kids made peanut butter balls, cookies and cupcakes yesterday...
a new addition to our turkey day this year is the elf on the shelf.. so far chloe is the only girl up and she hasnt see him... he is on the mantel.. we will see how long it take for them to see... so anyway.. its turkey day.. have my family coming over.. looking forward to it.. hopeing to have a super great day.. andi hope you do as well
then this am.. both boys were up by 3.. yes am.. so up we got.. wayne got up at 4 something... now the boys are asleep... i did some cleaning.. nothing loud.. stuck my hand up the turkey butt and in the neck hole looking for body parts.. found them.. i think i had to go in up to my elbow.. so the turkey is in.. the eggs are boiling and the pumpkin pulp is thawing for pumpkin casserole.. the kids made peanut butter balls, cookies and cupcakes yesterday...
a new addition to our turkey day this year is the elf on the shelf.. so far chloe is the only girl up and she hasnt see him... he is on the mantel.. we will see how long it take for them to see... so anyway.. its turkey day.. have my family coming over.. looking forward to it.. hopeing to have a super great day.. andi hope you do as well
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