the k man

today was a day
i tell you if i had had kooper first
i am not sure how many more little foxes there would be
it was a normal morning
then i remember hearing water
falling
from high
and for a long time
i found it..
it was kooper
peeing from the top of the stair case..
( all wooded oak floor )
i think he had held the pee ALL DAY
it went to the bottom stairs to the main floor
so i clean that up
next he has a lolly
sits on the couch
lick the lolly, lick the lolly , lick the lolly
then i hear something
i look at him..
lick the lolly
lick the big toe
lick the lolly
lick the big toe
repeat
gross out mom
laugh and keep doing
then he goes up stairs with bailee
decides to wear her chapstick
(check my fb for his picture)
its all over him , his face, legs
trunk wall, you name it , its there
so i clean him up
then he decides to get the napkins
( we use cloth ones)
and go to family room
and wipe his butt
REALLY WELL
with all of them
the whole time yelling poop
poop
no poop to be seen
but he wipes away

thats it
i refuse to list anymore from today
today has worn me out