shopping sucks!

have i told yall i hate to shop? for clothes that is.. for myself.. i love to grocery shop (go figure)

but clothes no way no how do i like it...

i went the other day with the girls and emory.. had to find dallas a coat .. she finally grew some

so i thought.. I'll buy some new bras and a shirt or 2...

you see i need both becuase i lost the baby weight... due to this new allergic findings ( i can now only eat fruits and veggies nad plain meat, its a nother story at another time)



so i start looking in the shirts.. you see at kohls they have the store divided up ...

younger womens clothes in one sectoin , middle age women in a section, old fat ladies in one, and then exercise in another



i look over towards the middle age ( cuz i think thats is what i really am) OMG

have you seen what they think i should wear... it is awful

big fat ugly floral prints.. with bell bottom sleeves on shirts

then there are some shirts that stop at the waist, like they ran out of fabric

needless to say i did NOT go in that section at all



as for the old fat lady area.. nope not going to happen

then look towards the exercise area.. why lie.. the building would have fallen in if i walked over there..



so i go to the younger area.. where dallas is shopping...

i refuse to buy anything not on sale or marked down

i am so cheap i squeak , and i am ok with that

i look and look and look

i tell myself not to buy the cute shirts with pictures on them

cause my sister cindy says that how she sees aunt patricia

always in an idaho spud tshirt

so i want something cute but not too young

i found a shirt .. green silk short sleeve

and a large , i figure that will be big enough to fit me

but i take it to dressing room to try on... does it fit NO
i look like chris farley..

fat guy in a little coat

me and my man arms and shoulders

so now i am back to my stretched out long sleeve casual shirts

whatever.... i have no style

it works for embarrassing the kids