Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Shower

once upon a time there was a little boy.. lets call him Kooper

he loved to take showers.. in fact he would get in the shower when anyone was in it.. mom dad sisters.. he didnt care.. even if the other person said no , he climbed in

he loved it so much that there are cars and trucks and ducks and balls and more in the tub and in the shower..

he would even stay in the shower after you turned the water off and got out

playing with his cars throwing the wash rags whatever little boys do

that is until he gets cold..

then out he comes


well one night when he was 2 he stayed in the shower like normal , water off , playing

he was in there for a while.. so his family kept checking on him... to make sure he was ok

all was well at each check time


while he was playing his sisters were in the room adjecent to the bath, his dad was watching football, and his mom was doing dishes from supper


UNTIL


kooper walked into family room, naked saying poop poop poop

everyone stopped what they were doing and went to him

as he walked through the house. ... carpet hardwood and tile.. he walked

at some point he started shaking his hands still saying poop

THEN his family noticed it

the poop

on his hands

in his fingernails

on his legs

his butt

his feet

( remember the floor)


its seems that this littl e boy

pooped in the shower

then steped all in it

then picked it up

and thought

hey i think i will share this with everyone else


in the end there was poop

all over the liitle boy

the shower

the tile

the carpet

the hardwood

and his dad

cause that is who go to clean ut up

1 comment:

Princess said...

ha ha ha coper is a funny bunny although the bat hurt